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Revenge of the goat pellets

By Papa Anc | April 24, 2006

I have always had a somewhat irrational fear of petting zoos, dating back, I think to the time I was about eight and a goat attempted to eat the pants I was wearing. So imagine my horror when, while changing my little angel’s diaper, I was confronted by a bowel movement which looked almost exactly like goat pellets. This was not the worst of it. Apparently, we were on a bit of a slant because as I lifted her legs up to remove her diaper, one pellet broke free rolling up towards her now exposed back. I lifted her higher and dove for the wipes box, and pulled out the very last wipe in the box, then tried to corral the fugitive nugget, while simultaneously attempting to lift her up (kind of like the clichéd picture of the fisherman showing off his latest catch.) I was able to catch the escapee, clean the child (who was playing with a little basketball during this whole ordeal) and bring the diaper to the bathroom for emptying. Now I can look forward to more nightmares of goats eating my pants

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One Response to “Revenge of the goat pellets”

  1. Mandi Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    LOL Too funny!